attrac-t:

can I please have a soft love with an aggressive and kinky undertone

charminglyantiquated:

runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

egg-ii:

I don’t want to have feelings!! I want to have money.

honeysaint:

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet